The guy's got it all, huh? Alcohol, coffee, good looks, beautiful sounding women running 'round after him. Y'think anyone'd notice if we traded places?

[ It can't be anything more than a coincidence, though, can it? The resemblance is there. Maybe he's a long-lost cousin or something. ]

Okay, okay, y'twisted my arm. It ain't hard for me to get lot in the work, don't get me wrong, but shaking things up never hurt.